The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 22, 2024

Harpy’s a bad sport

Enjoying a football game and pizza with buddies. Seems pretty normal to me.

Oh, lighten up already, Loretta! Go participate in what you ladies usually do—talk endlessly about your kids!

Then you should fit right in.

O, Loretta, of barely one foot facing! Go sew a quilt, already!!

And who are the guys rooting for? The Browns!??

That’s what the Chinese fleet moving toward the West Coast thinks too.

They are likely watching the female cheerleaders as much as the actual game.

Sucking the joy out of the room one snarky comment at a time.

Well said. They watch for 2 1/2 hours to see 2 1/2 minutes of actual action. That is men for you.

Cowgirls fans?

Distant cousins of the Village People?

I don’t know about that, snsurone76: considering the environment is one Blue Ocean Event (predicted by Arctic News for 2025) from Catastrophic Climate Collapse, I’d say there are more important things than ball games at the moment.

So being married to one of those village idiots makes you……

I still don’t get why some people riot in the middle of the city, destroying cars and other property and the like, after the team they rooted for wins.

Yeah, kinda.

Funny, that’s what I say every time the wife and her friends are over watching the LIFETIME channel.

I’m sure they’re not watching the Golf channel.

And when you leave there’ll be one less idiot.

What Rodgers actually got the Jets to score?

Shut it Loretta…… You aren’t any different about shopping.

Well it’s not a bad thing that Leroy is at home with two pals (neighbors too?) with pizza, drinks and watching sports. Could be a lot worse. You know where your husband is; I assume the two pals’ wives know where their husband is as well.