The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for December 16, 2024

and didn’t tell my new number to Loretta.

Wouldn’t it be easier talking to a divorce lawyer??

The Lockhorns are responsible for his condo in Boca Raton.

Leroy and Loretta might be a Human/ Pushmi-Pullyu Hybrid. (Doctor Dolittle).

You could land an airplane on that guy’s head.

You just need a new “phone”

Loretta would have every penny he has.

Leroy just give up you and Loretta are stuck with each other

They ARE his best customers.