“Polish his golf clubs”. Very naughty.
Dear Forlorn, show him how to polish the fine furniture.
On Johnny Carson, many years ago, a famous golfer’s wife was on the show. She said that she kissed her husband’s balls before every golf game. Johnny said, “I bet that put starch in his putter!” The woman got up and walked off the stage!
Why don’t you polish them with him…..
Play guess where your golf balls are.. and let him dig them out.
Go, Melania, Go!
Dress up as golf clubs.
June 28, 2014
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Polish his golf clubs”. Very naughty.
FassEddie over 4 years ago
Dear Forlorn, show him how to polish the fine furniture.
Snowedin over 4 years ago
On Johnny Carson, many years ago, a famous golfer’s wife was on the show. She said that she kissed her husband’s balls before every golf game. Johnny said, “I bet that put starch in his putter!” The woman got up and walked off the stage!
raybarb44 over 4 years ago
Why don’t you polish them with him…..
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Play guess where your golf balls are.. and let him dig them out.
Ginny Premium Member over 4 years ago
Go, Melania, Go!
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Dress up as golf clubs.