Lola by Todd Clark for August 27, 2023

Trampolines are not all they are cracked up to be…………

The poetry doesn’t quite work out for tramps.

Jumpty Dumpty?

I haven’t dared try a trampoline in years. I’m fond of my bones, thank you.

We used to have a trampoline “park” in my home town—did pretty well. The tramps were at ground level and one could walk onto them. Not sure whether it still exists. If it does, I’d guess that the insurance is horrendous.

Are you sure that you should be doing that at your age?……

Humpty Dumpy was a cannon, not an egg. Look it up!

I remember the nightmare of trampoline in elementary school gym. I was a fat kid and could not climb onto it. I also did not have good balance and was terrified of falling off of it.

And had to remember to leave my eyeglasses in desk in class room as could not wear them for this.