Lola by Todd Clark for September 13, 2024

You sweet talker you.

That probably got her heart racing. For the door.

Harry, you party animal.

Interesting that the meaning of “halfsies” and “onesies” have absolutely no common language root.

It’s sad when the old geezers lose interest in S*x.

Some people are so cheap

At least it seems so to me

Whenever it is possible

The will get what they can free

Whether they get away at lunch

With someone else picking up the bill

Or perhaps getting a bargain

And you know what? They always will

They won’t spend a single dollar

When a quarter they can use

You want them to share expenses?

Oh no, they will simply refuse

They’ll buy a loaf of stale bread

At the bargain table each time

Instead of soft fresh bread

If they have to spend another dime

You’ll find them everywhere you go

Excuses you’ll hear them state

For cutting spending every which way

These folks are just plain cheapskates!

It will be a miracle the day I can afford to go halfsies.

I have 3 other words: I’m a cheapo.

Never done that once in my life, be it friends at the bar or first date with someone special. Treat people right.

Kiss me, you wicked savage.