A woman’s daughter was feeling ill, so she went into the bathroom to get the thermometer and went to sit on the couch with it in her mouth. The mother noticed and said, “Dear, don’t use that thermometer. That’s the one I got for the dog.”
The girls pulls the thermometer from her mouth and says, “Ew! You mean this has been in rover’s mouth?”
I’m a little skeptical about aliens. Hard for me to believe an advanced civilization from light-years away would expend technological resources to visit a tiny, backwater planet like Earth just to go to a trailer park in Alabama and stick a probe up Billy-Joe-Bob’s backside.
LookingGlass Premium Member 1 day ago
Ever been through a TSA check-in line at the airport??!!!
:-O
Maizing 1 day ago
A woman’s daughter was feeling ill, so she went into the bathroom to get the thermometer and went to sit on the couch with it in her mouth. The mother noticed and said, “Dear, don’t use that thermometer. That’s the one I got for the dog.”
The girls pulls the thermometer from her mouth and says, “Ew! You mean this has been in rover’s mouth?”
“Not exactly.”
Imagine 1 day ago
Rex has been renamed. He is now known as Rectal.
s_krumpe 1 day ago
Surprised this is news to him considering his back story
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 23 hours ago
She treated Max with probity and he still resented it. She just can’t win.
Daltongang Premium Member about 20 hours ago
Well Max, that’s what happens when you have hair on your forehead.
bobbyferrel about 18 hours ago
I’m a little skeptical about aliens. Hard for me to believe an advanced civilization from light-years away would expend technological resources to visit a tiny, backwater planet like Earth just to go to a trailer park in Alabama and stick a probe up Billy-Joe-Bob’s backside.
Strawberry King about 14 hours ago
And Cartman in the first South Park episode