Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 19, 2018

Notice how obese that protozoan is compared to its peers…

That’s catchy.

Using a straw? Convenience or afraid of germs?

I feel like a fly on the wall in your brain, Dan…watching

I have only a germ of an idea how to comment on this but I’m afraid of it going viral.

It ordered the drink from the net.

Energy drink to make you get up and go.

I gotta split.

E. Cola or E.coli?