Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 16, 2020

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  almost 4 years ago

    The North Pole Foreign Legion

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    War is elf.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Make something of yours-elf. Build elf-esteem. Don’t get sh-elved and live out your days on w-elf-are, join TODAY.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What’s to tell, and why do you want to know?

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Another of Santa’s signs reads, No Politics at the Pole!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Don we now our gay apparel?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t be elfish, be an elf on a shelf, be a spy for Santa!

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    JimValTen Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This is sure to offend some folks, but I think it’s serendipitously funny.

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    We has seen the enemy  almost 4 years ago

    It’s been a tough year for trolls, orcs and garden gnomes. No one is hiring :(

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    ferddo  almost 4 years ago

    If your policy is “Don’t ask don’t tell” then how so you generate the naughty and nice lists?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    The elves are in partnership with the half elf Santa. Most of the work is done by automation and molecular engineering. The Light Elves (Svartálfar) are like Tolkien showed. The “real” way they were not to be confused with faeries.

    As punishment when he dies his soul will be put into the body of Trumpus to work with Krampus to punish all the bad boys and girls. Both made by the Dark Elves (Dökkálfar) gleaned from the information from CHULA-VARUNA’s Eyes of Judgement to see the naughty and the nice. The smell of rotting flesh and brimstone lets you know they are near.

    Santa means saint. Claus = Klaus = short for Niklaus = Nicholas, which is, in English, often shortened to “Nick.” Santa Claus. Sankt Niklaus. St. Nick. The same name, the same meaning, all across the board.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Can I join even if I’m 4-elF?

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