The elves are in partnership with the half elf Santa. Most of the work is done by automation and molecular engineering. The Light Elves (Svartálfar) are like Tolkien showed. The “real” way they were not to be confused with faeries.
As punishment when he dies his soul will be put into the body of Trumpus to work with Krampus to punish all the bad boys and girls. Both made by the Dark Elves (Dökkálfar) gleaned from the information from CHULA-VARUNA’s Eyes of Judgement to see the naughty and the nice. The smell of rotting flesh and brimstone lets you know they are near.
Santa means saint. Claus = Klaus = short for Niklaus = Nicholas, which is, in English, often shortened to “Nick.” Santa Claus. Sankt Niklaus. St. Nick. The same name, the same meaning, all across the board.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] almost 4 years ago
The North Pole Foreign Legion
cdward almost 4 years ago
War is elf.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Make something of yours-elf. Build elf-esteem. Don’t get sh-elved and live out your days on w-elf-are, join TODAY.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What’s to tell, and why do you want to know?
Linguist almost 4 years ago
Another of Santa’s signs reads, No Politics at the Pole!
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Don we now our gay apparel?
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Don’t be elfish, be an elf on a shelf, be a spy for Santa!
JimValTen Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This is sure to offend some folks, but I think it’s serendipitously funny.
We has seen the enemy almost 4 years ago
It’s been a tough year for trolls, orcs and garden gnomes. No one is hiring :(
ferddo almost 4 years ago
If your policy is “Don’t ask don’t tell” then how so you generate the naughty and nice lists?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
The elves are in partnership with the half elf Santa. Most of the work is done by automation and molecular engineering. The Light Elves (Svartálfar) are like Tolkien showed. The “real” way they were not to be confused with faeries.
As punishment when he dies his soul will be put into the body of Trumpus to work with Krampus to punish all the bad boys and girls. Both made by the Dark Elves (Dökkálfar) gleaned from the information from CHULA-VARUNA’s Eyes of Judgement to see the naughty and the nice. The smell of rotting flesh and brimstone lets you know they are near.
Santa means saint. Claus = Klaus = short for Niklaus = Nicholas, which is, in English, often shortened to “Nick.” Santa Claus. Sankt Niklaus. St. Nick. The same name, the same meaning, all across the board.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Can I join even if I’m 4-elF?