Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 18, 2021

Well little lady i am a Cheetah.

He’s preparing to eat you

Getting your prey drunk first isn’t fair. I suppose I should expect that from a cheetah.

“Sure but you have to excuse me, I have to use the bush first”

What, no Cougars ?

Watch out, miss! He might be a predator…

“So, did you catch the game last night?”

If you really want to impress her, tell her you’re Chester, the Cheeto’s mascot.

he may seem like a predator, but he’s a real pussycat…

Oh the stories that gorilla behind the bar could tell.

Cheetah’s mean spotted, and we almost lost them.

Cheetahs don’t get small business loans because cheetahs never prosper.

Yes, deer.