How All Religions work: “My Imaginary Invisible Sky Pixie can beat up YOUR Imaginary Invisible Sky Pixie, so you better believe what WE tell you to believe…”
Only ‘we’ are deserving a place near heaven. Near because it is already filled by our founders. I wonder if they wrapped their literature around thick chocolate bars they might sell more.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
All this, and he didn’t really see anything.
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
Baucuva over 2 years ago
Got some real old time Bible thumpin’ going on there.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Only ‘we’ are deserving a place near heaven. Near because it is already filled by our founders. I wonder if they wrapped their literature around thick chocolate bars they might sell more.
Radish... over 2 years ago
Don’t cross him.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Evangelical Christians are even worse
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
They don’t celebrate birthdays, Christmas, Easter, or anything where you can have even a sober good time.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] over 2 years ago
enigmamz over 2 years ago
I’m still likely to shut my front door in his face.
gmu328 over 2 years ago
actually, we need protection from them coming up to our front door
chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gives a new meaning to the name “Bible Belters”.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why did the christian cross himself? To get to the other side.