Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 03, 2023

And just what are the plans for making money now Santa.

He is investing in click bait.

Yeah, where does the money come from to buy all those presents??!!

But think of the goodwill.

No I’m not

Everyone will be getting NFTs from now on.

Gonna start going down the chimney on on Christmas and loading up the sleigh and opening up a stall at the local flea market.

Gift cards. Very often unused. Pure profit.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,

He’s a communist.

And every beard and long hair,

Must be a pacifist.

What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?

You can’t fool me, there is no sanity clause!

His proficiency in stuffing stockings will probably lead him into hosiery.

Santa is so rich he doesn’t need to make money.

Do cats have their own Santa Claws?