Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 02, 2023

The cashier should count for the A-Holes.

*fewer.

I worked that lane once. I was told to never tell someone they had more than the limit. It was hard to keep the person’s bagged groceries for a week on the little counterspace.

I can count! I just can’t remember how many six is.

Have you all heard the story of the cashier at the market on Massachusetts Avenue in Cambridge, halfway between two prestigious colleges? When a customer arrives at the express register with more items than indicated by the signage, they are asked, “Are you from MIT and can’t read or from Harvard and can’t count?”

In Tampa it’s a-holes that REFUSE to count because they are entitled

Well, this ISN’T a Mall-Wart because there actually are some cashiers on duty!

Many stores with self checkout have dropped express lanes…

Indeed……

I work in a grocery store. This is 100 percent accurate

OK, so I want the line on the right then?

you know that the ones who can’t count will automatically go to the left lane…