Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 01, 2023

I never could blow bubbles.

Shades of R. Crumb.

And it harder to clean up gum when you have face hair.

It’s even worse when you fall off the wall.

If you can laugh at yourself, still as hilarious.

If you haven’t learned anything, you’ll be back again and again.

After you lay an egg, your egg son Humpty Dumpty will be tragically famous

I always blew bubble gum bubbles as a kid. And the gum would often end up in my hair. How did my parents get it out: Ice, finger nail polish remover, tupentine, even lighter fluid and sometimes the scissors.

I didn’t know how to blow a bubble from bubblegum until I was 21

Old Mr. Lovelace /Sat in one place. /He liked to play / Blowing bubbles all day, /Til one popped in his face.

He’s got gum all over his face. I can “c” an alternate interpretation.