Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 27, 2023

Don’t eat that, you’ll get worms.

How about, “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about!”

Do you want me to pull this car over?!

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice

Actually heard: “Because I’m the mom and you’re the kid.”

Run, kids, run!

Mr. Collins should check out “F-Minus” today. A real fish story.

Even worse: Mombies – in – Law

This one showed up in my Facebook memories from two years ago—could be a classic!

You just wait until your Dad gets home .

Yep. Heard all those!

You’ll shoot your eye out.

Don’t you give me that look.

Sit up straight!

so where is "if all your friends jumped off the bridge would you!

“Hold still while I inflict your punishment or I’ll make it worse.”

zip the lip!