Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 30, 2023

Laughing all the way

“Tonight’s headlines, 20 bodies recovered at the site of a downtown fire… details at eleven.”

Customers first.

“No, not that one…he was scheduled for cremation.”

They were all on ice!!!!!

Thank you. I needed a good laugh and this one delivers. :D

Surprising the funeral home didn’t just charge all of the families for cremations, and rake in some unexpected coin.

Who cadaver have thought this would happen?

good thing there wasn’t a stiff breeze…

The ones who requested cremation are being left behind.

How many bodies have to get tossed out the window before one fireman finally says to the others, “Hey, guys, why are we standing here holding the fire safety net?”