Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 04, 2010

…and that’s how Mootrons were discovered…

so that how they add the growth hormones to the milk.. Yeah I know, no cows; see what happened?

Usually electron diagrams are Bohring, but this is rather entertaining.

lactate 235 moooo!

I use their milk in DOC TOON’s coffee.

Explains the faces, Lew.

Joe is going to be all over Strontium 90 and the cow scare.

Elliptical flies for astronaut pants?

And thus the band “Atomic Cows” was formed, the “Atomic Rooster” having paved the way.

great comments people

Wow, for a moment there I thought I’d been carried by a time warp to THE FAR SIDE!!

This is simply a step saving method for beef irradiation.

I’m kinda uncertain as to where they are and how fast they’re going.

Not only are the flies weird, but the cows around here are mutating into penguins … with horns!

The momentum of those flies equals ⅓ the spin on a cow-π muon. I know ‘cause Perry Meson told me so.

Since there are no udders, I assume those are bulls. I wonder, can those bulls hit those flies?

Umm–is this another rendition of “circle flies?”

Now, the biological half life of the milk has been lengthened several thousand years.

Seriously, they do monitor milk for radionuclides. Fallout in the form of Strontium-90 is monitored in dairy products to ensure that the general public is not being contaminated

They use it for half & half-life.

The Cows are Playing Half-Life - for real!

poohbear8192 - You can either know where the fly is (but not his velocity) or you can know his velocity (but not his location). About this, I’m principally uncertain!

Perhaps they’re Moo-ons that belong to Boson The Clown.

“…No, there’s no side effects from grazing cattle next to the power plant. California cows ALWAYS stand on two feet (hooves) and talk! It’s how they become US Senators…)

p.s. Loose Parts is the very best next thing to The Far Side! Often much better!