Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 13, 2010

How about, “If your kid can read this bumper sticker, he must be an honor student at the local high school”.

Or he was a GED graduate, because the school system is BROKEN.

My kid sells dope to your honor roll student.

At last, something to be proud of in front of the other parents at the crack lab.

Sheik - Yeah, I was going there. The small print at the bottom says, “Hecho en China”.

“My honer student dropped out of school the day before graduation to start a meth lab”