Nah, it’s “transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immortal porpoises…!”
See, the Royal Wizard learned that if dolphins were fed a diet of mynah birds, they’d live forever. So the King sent the Court Jester out to feed his dolphins, but there was a lion lyin’ on the path. The Jester ran back to the palace, but the King told him, “Oh, that’s just old Leo, my tame pet lion! He doesn’t have any teeth, and he just sleeps all day! Just step right over him…”
So, the Jester was arrested for violating the Mann Act.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
he went across state lines too
zero over 14 years ago
Just don’t go near any Asian islands…
ksoskins over 14 years ago
I knew a guy who was arrested for violating the Mann Act. He was taking trained dolphins across the state line for immoral porpoises.
TheWildSow over 14 years ago
Nah, it’s “transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immortal porpoises…!”
See, the Royal Wizard learned that if dolphins were fed a diet of mynah birds, they’d live forever. So the King sent the Court Jester out to feed his dolphins, but there was a lion lyin’ on the path. The Jester ran back to the palace, but the King told him, “Oh, that’s just old Leo, my tame pet lion! He doesn’t have any teeth, and he just sleeps all day! Just step right over him…”
So, the Jester was arrested for violating the Mann Act.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I remember both but if I can bore you with another:
A Van Tramp like lady says to the older man ” No, I’m not scared of the Mann act, I love it”
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
…a couple of Dolphin’s fans…
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I hate it when beer comes out the blowhole. It burns for a while.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
freeholder1 said, I hate it when beer comes out the blowhole. It burns for a while.
Especially because the airway and foodway aren’t connected.
trekkermint over 14 years ago
no weirder than the folks online pouring vodka in their eyes to get drunk