Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 07, 2010

I have philiaphilia. I love sentences that begin with the phrase “I love…”

Good one, Coyoty.

I have SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED phobia. Please do not make any loud noise before noon.

that’s actually the fear of being afraid.

I guess the severity of the affliction is determined by who says it to you

some really bad ones would be: your oncologist the IRS agent assigned to your case your stockbroker the private eye you hired to tail your wife

meanwhile , it sure is tedious trolling through go comics today with all the duplicates……uh….unless….I get call from my computer repairman and he starts of the conversation with:

I’m afraid you have…..

I love your comment, Coyoty.

That’s the way you’re supposed to say it, sandfan.

So philiaphobia would be to be afraid of love and phobiaphilia would be the love of fear?