Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 17, 2010

Step on a crack, break the hunter’s back.

Con-Fiti?

Concreti?

He got the idea from the method of using Jell-O to find out if there are elephants in your refrigerator.

The slab wasn’t big enough for the part they really wanted to use.

How do you tell if there are two elephants in the refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter

So he waited around for the concrete to draw them– but he didn’t see them when they actually came?

Invisible pink elephants?

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.

(I actually liked that joke when I was in high school!)

how many elephants can you fit in a mini (morris minor)?

Four.

How??

Two in the front and two in the back.

Need help selecting a wine for dinner? With beef, a red or hearty rose’, white wine with chicken or seafood and with elephant, a quality domestic gray wine is appropriate.

Yay MrPinkle …. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come charging over the hill?

Uh, here come the elephants?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants charging over the hill wearing sunglasses?

I prefer Earl Gray tea with my elephant.