Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 13, 2010

He could even eat them

He not zombie, he a Leopard. They don’t do that.

Now read the eye chart. No, it’s not B-R-A-I-N-S.

now, which way to zombie prosthetics?

Must be love: he’s falling to pieces.

Don’t nibble on plain toes - be sure to add some toe jam.

Is duct tape covered by insurance?

They probably get denied for post-existing conditions.

This way, you can do your own pedicure very easily. No bending needed.