As a New England native, I must protest the illegal enslavement of our crustaceans for the musical enjoyment of NY snobs. Will this cruelty ever end? Perhaps when the Red Sox Nation defeat the Evil Empire and sit rightfully in 1st place in the ALE. What? We did? We are? WE"RE NUMBER ONE! Only one meal to celebrate Boston greatness. Nothing against the Yankees, but they suck.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
There was a special claws in his contract.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
With his talent, we’d better butter him up good.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Is this one of those piano shells?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Why is the conductor wearing a bib?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
One slip and the artist is in hot water for his failure.
Bargrove over 13 years ago
He doesn’t believe in Sandy Claus.
orfreebird over 13 years ago
He asked for a lot of stuff in addition to un-banded claws, but then he’s just naturally shellfish.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
As a New England native, I must protest the illegal enslavement of our crustaceans for the musical enjoyment of NY snobs. Will this cruelty ever end? Perhaps when the Red Sox Nation defeat the Evil Empire and sit rightfully in 1st place in the ALE. What? We did? We are? WE"RE NUMBER ONE! Only one meal to celebrate Boston greatness. Nothing against the Yankees, but they suck.
edrush over 13 years ago
So Fenway Park is an ALEhouse?
barbfrost over 13 years ago
The pianist name is Claude.
craigwestlake over 13 years ago
Lobsters can only play tunes in C…
treBsdrawkcaB over 13 years ago
The Lobster plays mostly quick little runs around the bottom of the “C”, his scales sound fishy and is ready to play in a pinch,