Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 05, 2012

I’ll pick #3, Ted.

pearls before swine has a similar strip today

A person with OCD would use a ruler to make sure that it is exactly half a glass.

Commentists.

“Dear Optimist and Pessimist,

While you were arguing about half-full and half-empty, I finished your beers.

— The Opportunist"