Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 23, 2017

With one and a half protons, it caused a real problem for all the periodic tables in existence.

It sucked all the O out of the room.

The heavy version of the element would would use the abbreviation of OF!

And the element of satisfaction: Ah

But they weren’t surprised.

Depending on the valence, you could wind up with OhOh…

Just don’t add any Uh-Oh’s.

this has all the elements of a great cartoon…

Excellent

It won’t fit. Periodic is predictable (predict-table?); surprise is not.