Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 19, 2017

Perfect timing, for in these parts, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day.

And who, I ask thee, hath done most, all these y’ars, in the cause ’o piracy?

Methinks tis not the plunderers an’ pillagers.

Tis them what amortises thynges…. an’ lends th’ gold, an’ comes after th’interest on’t.

I must go down to the spreadsheet again, to the lonely cell and the macro,

All I ask is a tall mocha and a Starbucks to steer by.

I guess there’s no accountant for taste…

Oh good lord not amortize!?

How many times to I have the tell you guys? Pillage and plunder first, then burn.

Ken likes to estimate taxes owed.

I refer you to “The Crimson Permanent Assurance” should you require further instruction.

and some viking warriors were women