Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 31, 2018

Just look at who they are being raised by.

He is just staying in character. He is a pirate.

And they say this generation isn’t ambitious.

Heave Ho!

Yeah, the last couple of years I’ve been startled to have a few kids reach into my bowl to serve themselves. I firmly correct them, but do give candy anyway.

At least he’s wearing a costume.

It would work better if he went as C3PO. And made the vacuum look like R2D2.

Socialism. What’s yours is mine.

He’s going to get very tired dragging that thing all over in order to get more than his fair share.

If he’s acting a little bolder, give him a rock.