Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 24, 2019

Sign me up!

What’d he say after his first day on the job? “I’m beat!”

He didn’t tell him what will happen to him when he gets beaten with a stick.

When and why did “Personnel” become “H.R.”? Times were happier before that.

You’d have to be “whacked” to take the job!

Just avoid groups of kids with sticks.

The good news is he’ll never have to miss his break.

Who thought up the idea of a pinata; a drunk? I have a good idea for a party game for your kid’s birthday. We blindfold one of his friends and give him or her a stick. Then the kid is encouraged to swing the stick as hard as he/she can at a candy filled paper mache animal that they can’t see. This should be done preferably in the living room of the house. Just think of all the fun.

Anytime I see a video that starts out with a pinata, I know it’s going to turn out bad.

How does that old expression go? “You can’t beat it with a stick.”

This is a short term temporary position, I’m guessing?

Don’t worry about the pension plan, you won’t be needing it.

Did no one explain to him it’s the “school of hard knocks?”

So you’ll take the job? Welcome to the club. Literally.

Is this a vacation in Mexico by any chance?

Mexican version of “Pound Me Too”?