Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 17, 2019

Maybe some day. It sounds like a good idea.

That would actually cost at least double, just for the time alone, I imagine energy cost would be higher also: “Cremating at the optimum temperature (1,400-1,800 degrees), the average weighted remains takes 2 to 2 ½ hours.” So there you go…

5 gallons of gasoline would be cheaper, but would probably not complete the job.

You’d have to do it piece by piece.

That’s how she usually cooks dinner.

Seems she doesn’t want to spend a dime of her inheritance….

We don’t have a microwave that big at the moment.

LOL!

You would also need a crisping container. Otherwise you just have a soggy mess.

Naturally he would say that, he doesn’t want to lose the business.

Time for a “Burning Man” party.