Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 15, 2019

No money made on free.

Locally sourced.

Also cow pie available.

And a pet rock on every table.

and all the dieters get to hold the dressing.

That could leaf a bad taste in your mouth.

Ummm, I like to wash my greens before I eat…thank you NO!

It is so hard to find young fresh dandelion in stores.

any day now

Salad’s not food; salad’s what food eats.

First I’d want to know what kind of fertilizer they use – natural?

Farm to No Table

Oh give me a home… where the buffalo wings roam…

careful with that poke salad, annie

And watch your step while you’re dining.

Yeah… Those tall parts of the field? You may want to avoid those.

And they only charge 3 times as much as a regular salad bar would charge.