Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 24, 2019

I had a little chickie and he wouldn’t lay an egg/ So I poured boiling water up and down his leg/ Well my little chickie cried and my little chickie begged/ Then my little chickie laid a hard-boiled egg.

Don’t play with the lives of your future generations!

Funny

They are using the wrong eggs.

Not all birds’ eggs, however, are as oval as a chicken’s. They are “spherical in owls, elliptical in hummingbirds, conical in shorebirds, and a range of forms in between,” noted a team of scientists who investigated the how and why of egg shapes.

Playing miniature egg, wiggle wobble, down the green…

They are using birdie eggs.

Quail

Hit it harder. It will go in all directions.

You know the old saying: you can’t make par without breaking a few eggs…

Was there a TV show about miniature golfing using eggs?

Whacking your kids in the head before they’re even born is a poor method of discipline.

I’d probably do better with eggs.

Turtle eggs! Those are spherical, aren’t they?

You can’t make an omelet without a nine iron.

That would make putt-putt golf more interesting. In my case, it would probably improve my game.

They’re Titlist breed chickens

for them, a hole in one is as rare as hen’s teeth…