Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 25, 2019

Philadelphia cream cheese, hmm?

Let’s just say I’m a one stop Philly cheesesteak shop.

He looks like a ding-a-ling, I’m cracking up!

subtle

Did Dave (to further imply the Philly reference) intentionally use round glasses to add Ben Franklin to the mix? Or am I just nuts?(First question is serious inquiry, second is rhetorical… so no snarking!!)

I use to live just north of Philly, and my folks took us to Independence Hall many times. At the time, the Liberty Bell was in a corner near a rear entrance, and easily accessible to the public. I remember running my fingers up and down the fissure in the Bell as a child, wondering it it would still ring if it was struck. As an adult, interested in children having a visceral experience with our history, I was kind of disappointed when they locked it up in that display outside of the Hall.

And it’s not all it’s cracked up to brie.

Neufchâtel said?

That conclusion was really cheesy!

I was expecting more cow puns would be milked here.

she told me her name, but it didn’t ring a bell…

Needs more Liberty Bell.

He’s not at liberty to say.