Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 04, 2020

It’s your blame, you look tasty.

Just give me an onion bagel please. And if the person at the bagel shop, says “we don’t have those, but we have everything bagels”, then I know they don’t have a clue.

A Bagel is a doughnut that’s been dipped in cement!

I’ve often wondered why they don’t call a plain bagel a nothing bagel.

Bagels, smagles, the best ones are the pumpernickel….

Cinnamon raisin for me, toasted and with lots of butter oh yum

Leggo my bagel..and cream cheese!

I have an everything bagel every day while reading these comics. It’s all good.

And people keep trying to smear me.

ew

You can be replaced by a donut.

I don’t eat bagels, so they’re nothing to me.

If it helps, Mr. Bagel, I’ve never cared for you at all. Give me a raised glazed doughnut every time!