Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 01, 2020

Aha! Sock land!

Sock it to me.

I was told that socks were the larval form of clothes hangers. Every time you lose a sock, an extra hanger appears.

Socks! Lol!

I’ve long suspected a singularity…

Well now I feel guilty. I’ve been accusing the fitted sheets of smuggling out socks in their corners.

Why am I thinking of Goldie Hawn? :-)

Always wondered>>>>lmao

It’s the Maytag repairman…

Terry Pratchett had a perfect explanation for losing socks!

Where’s the machine that they used to convert them to Tupperware Lids?

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Veet_Voojagig

Can he repair leaf blowers?

Is this the trailer for ‘The Planet of the Missing Socks’?

That’s all he collected so far?!

Actually, I prefer the concept that not all socks are really socks, that some— well disguised— come in as socks, and after a few wearings, then make their move by crawling out of the laundry basket and hiding in the back of your closet where they undergo the metamorphosis to their final form— a wire coat hanger.

That is why our supply of wire coat hangers continues to grow.

But they’re nice and warm if they’ve just come out of that dryer…

He’s a hosier.

This is a family strip. No glorifying socks fiends.

Everyone assumes that having a single sock left over means you lost one. What if you GAINED one that someone else lost?