Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 10, 2021

Trigger finger is a real condition. Mine lasted a year. Never touched a gun during that time……nor my nostrils.

Trigger warning!

Don’t pull it!

First thing you learn in that specialty: never preface a sentence with “well, shoot…”.

My finger triggers me all the time: every time I use it to click on any link anywhere on the internet

Is “trigger finger” when you show the middle one to someone who is easily offended?

I thought Trigger was a horse?

Itchy trigger finger? Wash your hands after you have been digging on your toes.

Don’t put on any weight, the notches in your belt might not tolerate any expansion.

And the doc found out what one of his triggers was real fast.

Wendell Lawson? I Wendell Lawschool.

all right already…