Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 24, 2021

Got the joke quickly enough, but it took a little longer to interpret that as “So, you’re saying something’s wrong with the way I talk?”

A beginner learning how to socialize.

Probably the most sensible thing he’s said all day.

anyone who starts every sentence with ‘so’ doesn’t have anything worthwhile to say in the first place…

I spent more time correcting speech to text than if I had typed the whole thing in the first place. I had the top of the line software.

I have a friend whose phone always texts “can” when she says “can’t”. So we get texts of “Sorry, but I can make it”. It is a little confusing.

Open the Ipod beg floors Hal.

Your voice is dragon…

My problem is bugs in the brain-to-speech software.

Anyone who starts a sentence with “Sew” is trying to needle you.