Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 28, 2021

It’s okay. He got plastered before showing up for the test.

I always wondered why they couldn’t have designed that thing so you could go in feet first.

Not a bad idea. Substitute fast setting foam in plastic bags. Not sure how big a problem twitchy is. Also cured foam would have to be free of twitchy hydrogen molecules.

MRIs scare me….I’m claustrophobic and have asthma and had to go through 50 minutes of banging, thumping and ticking. They had my arms strapped down and enclosed, then they put headphones on me…I told them to get them off… talk about panic….but what saved me was the cool breeze blowing in my face…other wise they would have had a screaming maniac on their hands…never again unless I’m sedated….never again!

My 2nd worst nightmare come true!

My fear is always that the damn thing’ll come flying apart at about 1000 mph…

Here, put these ear plugs in. And try to ignore the locomotive roaring in your head.

First stage of the examination. After it sets, they bring in the ground penetrating radar.

Actually, Blazek nailed it! They put me in feet first and I felt like I had been swallowed by Moby Dick!

The last time I had an MRI I asked the technician if she was able to locate where those voices in my head were hiding.