Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 21, 2021

I am guessing the lady is either a lawyer or a judge.

My wife bought a convection oven a couple of months ago. It also has an induction top. She’s still getting used to it. She was freaked out today broiling with the door closed.

Director: "Cut. Okay, let’s try that again. This time say it with more …

… conviction!"

He’ll bake it just as soon as he gets out of prison.

Guilty!

Old timey prison reform. Improvement on the well done stake.

My oven should be convicted after what id did to my baked alaska.

Sounds like ground-baking technology.

I was thinking, “Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” á la Doonesbury.

Is the casserole appealing?

give one to every member of the insurrection

It’s conviction doesn’t sound very convincing.

Just don’t use it as a carrying-out-the-sentence oven.

that oven sounds baked…

I got an air-fryer lid for my Insta-pot that turns it into a small convection oven. Oh, yes, it does. I’m very sure.