Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 08, 2021

Bats are not blind, actually.

Hearabouts.

“oh, hanging out…”

I want to turn the world upside down. Or at least I want to be that way.

This is one of the dumbest questions an interviewer can ask.

It’s like asking a football coach, “What play are you going to call five downs from now?”

The response I normally give is, "That depends on where the company will be 5 years from now. By then I should have solved whatever problem you are hiring me to fix now. So where will you need me then?

“With your job, since you’ll have been promoted due to your brilliant hiring decisions.”

As long as my sonar is in tact, I’ll be hanging with the big fellas!

Everything will be fine so long as I don’t run into Ozzy.

Hoping to squeak-out yet another victory!

And if I tell you my plans about five years down the road (at best a WAG, at worst propaganda), what will it do to assist you in making a hiring decision? I mean, there has never been a more pointless interview question.

Given live span, pushing guano mushrooms.

Still just squeaking by.

Back in hell.

It’s funny because the bat is wearing glasses.

Still hanging around.

In a belfry somewhere.