Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 18, 2021

He’s a barrel of laughs. He’s an all round guy. He’s a shell of his former self. Need I go on?

Is his name Hugo?

No, if you were pregnant, the fetus would be the “in-human cannonball.”

I’m pretty sure there’s more to her remark, but if she has such a problem with the way he loads the dishwasher, she should just do it herself.

Looks like Super Dave Osborne!

(RIP Bob Einstein)

i’m not allowed to load dishwasher, only unload

Until recently I didn’t know how one loads a dishwasher was a thing. ‘course i’m the dishwasher in my house, so I put the plates in the sink any way I want.

It’s not that he loads the dishwasher wrong, its that he doesn’t load it the same as you.

It is difficult to get a man of his caliber.

Wait until you see him on the diving board…

Super Dave loads the dishwasher?

And don’t get me started on what happens when we go to pool parties.

sounds like their relationship is shot…