Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 21, 2022

Hmm, is this the right horse? He doesn’t look “lean and lank” to me.

Here’s both verses.

Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh O’er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bobtails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight, oh!

Jingle bells..

Now the ground is white Go it while you’re young Take the girls tonight Sing this sleighing song Get a bobtailed bay Two forty for his speed And hitch him to an open sleigh And you will take the lead

“Neigh”

She was pretty hysterical.

“Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg”.

And, please explain to the jury, what exactly is meant by “*upsot*”

I heard she stopped laughing when BLITZ-ER ran her over….

She was laughing because she had one too many spirits

Your honor, it was a one horse Chevrolet…

Ah! I remember this: Jingle Bells vs. Batman Smells went all the way to the Supreme Court

And is your name really Bob, or did you steal that tail?

She was having fun singing a sleighing song.