Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 25, 2023

Most lawyers charge in tenths of an hour, i.e. 6-minute chunks.

That’ll be $750. please.

What’s his win rate with a 4 second rule judge?

That’s akin to the Corporation Dr. 10 minute rule.

BOO HISS

Just drop it.

I once worked for a now-deceased lawyer who put uncomfortable chairs in her office for clients to use. She said she didn’t want them to get so comfortable that they’d overstay their welcome. It worked so well that before long she didn’t have ANY clients, so she closed her practice and applied for disability. She was disabled, all right—from the neck up, which was why I found another job.

Really curious what kind of case involved the 5 second rule. Perhaps a restaurant dropped their dinner on the floor but managed to get it back on the plates within 5 seconds and served it to them.

The rates they charge, I could only afford 5 seconds.