Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 08, 2023

But they all commuted there in one car.

Imagine the noise of those squeaky shoes, if they all did some western dancing.

I thought “sod” would’ve been on GC’s list of banned words. Especially as “dämn” is, and it’s not a strong…

I tried that school. Couldn’t get a foot in the door.

Whew! Finally someone came up with the solution….I was getting soar feet everytime I danced in class!

Even funnier if you used the tiny hands extensions as made famous by Kristin Wiig…

What’s hanging on the wall? A rag?

They could simply take up quilting. Then they’d have longarms.

This also provides extra leverage for pie-throwing.