Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 16, 2023

Oh deer.

Is this how he lost his Elks lodge membership?

Oh deer!

It’s great until you impala guest with those antlers.

Hmm. I didn’t realize mounted trophys were still considered humorous.

Oh Deer!

Wellcome to my room of death.

Mounted animals are a no no! ☹️

I dislike that recent trend of starting with the sentence “I’m not gonna lie.” My reaction is , “I didn’t think you were lying until you felt you had to say that.” That’s sort of like meeting your surgeon who begins with “Yes, that’s me; I’m not an imposter.” (That was a great line in Woody Allen’s “Sleeper” by the way.)

People were wrong when they said he wouldn’t a mount to much.

“Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a trophy off of my head!”

“But that trick never works…”

He wanted to get ahead but didn’t know where to stop.

Actually trophy hunters should be forced to do this. The chemicals used smell ghastly and are toxic.

https://www.gocomics.COM/calvinandhobbes/2015/03/01

8^)

Fawlty Towers flashbacks anyone?

Seeing through the eyes of a Moose…