Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 04, 2024

Once you sign up for his $1 plan, the price will go up.

I will be here on this corner sometime between 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM.

And no free ignorings, (is there such word?) please…

Real cable companies charge hundreds of dollars a year to ignore you.

It’d be cheaper for me to get a cat.

Easy way to make a dollar.

At least with him you get to speak to a human being.

my internet company doesn’t’ wait to ignore me, every time it goes out before I call they send me a text telling me its out and will be fixed in 12 hours.

He’s ex-Xfinity.

And before that he worked for an HMO.

most businesses these days.

While you ignore me, I will ignore you. That will be 5 Dollars.

Just ask for a copy of your contract that says that there is an early cancellation fee.

Please wait on the line. Your call is very important to us . . . . But not so important that we’d actually hire sufficient staff to take your call.