Luann Againn by Greg Evans for April 05, 2022

Move to Utah and become polygamists then.

Farm your kids out for hire! Yeah! That’s the ticket!

Why would you want a 2nd wife? One was too much drama for me.

You should move to South Africa, you can marry more than one husband there.

“Women make money, too,” he says, as if he’s just realized it. Bots!

I like Nancy’s idea better. ;-)

If they both have jobs now … and I don’t remember if they do … then they would each need to get an additional mate (who’ll work) in order to double their income. If they don’t, then the non-working one needs to get a job.

It’s more expensive to get a second wife than to get a second husband, so Nancy’s suggestion is more practical.

Double your money, not halve it, Frank! :D

You TELL her, Frank!

Or better yet, get you a RICH widow!

I can’t handle one wife. Just think: 4,000 pairs of shoes instead of 2,000.

Q: What’s the penalty for having two wives?

A: Two mothers-in-law.

The extra wives would cost far too much. Better to work 80 hours per week. More money, more peace, more quiet, more time off.

Gee Frank, maybe because unlike you, the wife you have actually WORKS A JOB!?

Then you guys can have a reality series.

Women can’t make money in this strip. All they do is complain about how tired they are while doing nothing.