Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 28, 1987

Transcript:

Miss Phelps: Bernice, this is officer Tyler. Officer: Hello, Bernice. Bernice: I'm innocent!! Bernice: Derek called me "yummycakes" and said he loved me and tried to give me a pill but i just said "no" and threw them all down the gutter and please don't arrest me!! Miss Phelps: We want to commend you, Bernice! Bernice: Condemn me?! I'm too young to die!!