Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 06, 1991

Transcript:

Luann: Dear diary: This year, I'm going to make realistic New Year's resolutions that I will stick with and not forget in two days. Puddles: smirk smirk smirk Luann: Well, Delta, it's the start of another new year and you know what? Delta: You didn't accomplish one thing you wanted to last year. Luann: I didn't accomplish one thing I wanted to last year! Luann: I didn't go on a diet. I didn't change my hairstyle. I didn't exercise 40 minutes everyday. I didn't answer letters promptly. Delta: Fudge explosion please Luann: I didn't make six new friends, read a book a month, go to dozens of parties, become more popular or say hi to Aaron Hill. Triple bonzo banana. Luann: I didn't write to Tom Cruise, run for student council, grow my fingernails, eat more fiber, paint my bedroom or recycle all my pop cans! And you know why? Delta: 'Cuz you put everything off Luann: 'Cuz I put everything off! My theme song was "I'll start tomorrow"! So, here I am, a year later and not one bit improved! Delta: Well, it's a fresh new year, Luann. You can start right now on your improvements. Here, lemme help you start on that diet... Luann: I'll start tomorrow...