Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 01, 1992

Transcript:

luann: dear diary- why is my stupid, ugly, barfbag of a brother always so nasty to me? luann: i mean, i'm nice to him... celebrity: it's time to play quibbling siblings! with your host- bob bicker brad: whoa! what're you doing?! luann: putting my glass in the dishwasher brad: these dishes are clean, foamhead! you just dumped milk on clean dishes! luann: if they're clean, why didn't you put them away? brad: 'cuz it's not my turn luann: yes it is brad: i loaded. you unload luann: you didn't load. i did brad: i did!! luann: wait. you're right. that's why they look dirty. you loaded everything wrong luann: you're supposed to hand wash the pans. and the wooden spoon doesn't go here and bowls gotta face down. you can't just throw stuff in here brad! brad: how 'bout if i throw you in there? face down, of course. luann: hey- i'm only trying to help you big slob!! brad: fine, miss maytag! you can do the dishes all the time!! celebrity: ok, parents! tell us how you'd stop these quibbling siblings!! mom: hire a full time house keeper dad: throw 'em both in the dishwasher