Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 04, 1993
July 03, 1993
July 05, 1993
Transcript:
luann: read when in the course f human events, it becomes necessary for one perfect sister to dissolve the bonds which have connected her with a bonehead brother, she should declare the causes which impel her to the separation: 1. you act like you're the king and i'm zip. 2. you call me names, boss me around and treat me like doo on your shoe. 3. just 'cuz you're older, you think you always get to pick the tv shows. 4. you never drive me to the mall. 5. you're a lazy blob who doesn't even deserve a fabulous sister such as I. -all men (and women) are created equal... they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights...among these are life, liberty, the pursuit of hapiness and a little privacy in the bathroom! signed this july 4, 1993 luann degroot brad: what is this? luann: my declaration of independence. sign.
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
You know, if you declare independence from your brother, that only means that he’ll have no obligation to drive you to the mall (or do anything else for you) ever again. Just sticking that out there – declaring independence won’t change anything on that front, except to cut out what little he does do for you.