Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 16, 1998
Transcript:
Frank tells kid, "What if I start out walking, then gradually begin running?" Kid/ teenage salesperson says, "Well, there's walking shoes an' running shoes.." Frank says, "Yes, I see that. But I want a shoe that's good for both." Salesperson asks, "You mean a shpe you can do, like, two things in?" Frank answers, "Yes. One shoe, two things. Or hasn't technology advanced that far?" Salesperson says, "I dunno, man. I don't think so..."
Know what doesn’t appear to exist? Standing around shoes. When I was a cashier I could not find a shoe that wasn’t torture.